Weird & Useless
The point of the internet, preserved.
- One-Trick Sites (16)
They do one thing. Sometimes less. - Generators (9)
Make a thing out of nothing: text, names, logos, fake updates. - Rabbit Holes (11)
Enter with a full battery. Nobody comes back the same day.
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A guide to the world's hidden, odd and wondrous places, mapped. The outdoors, for people who like this directory.
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Names with origins and meanings, generated by culture and era. For characters, pages, the thing you are about to name wrong.
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Make a blinkie: the tiny animated badge that says what you are about in 150 by 20 pixels. Put it on your page; the page will thank you.
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A cat plays instruments when you press keys. Switch instruments; the cat does not mind. A meme that became a tiny keyboard.
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A red button. Press it; a random strange website opens. The Useless Web's cousin with a slightly different taste in useless.
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Cats bounce. You can make it rain cats. The cats seem fine.
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Flaming, chrome, neon, 3D: logo generators from the era when every homepage needed a logo and nobody had Photoshop. Still makes them.
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Move your mouse to slap a man with an eel. That is the entire website. It is enough.
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An ASCII horse whose legs go down forever. Scroll. Keep scrolling. There is no bottom. There is only horse.
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A 1999 writing community where every noun is a node and every node links on. Part encyclopedia, part diary, part poem, still being written.
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Full-screen fake operating-system update screens, for leaving on a colleague's computer. Several operating systems. All of them convincingly slow.
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Move your cursor; a voice shouts COW louder as you get warmer. Headphones recommended by nobody.
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Thousands of short entries about curiosities, puzzles, oddities and footnotes of history, posted for years by one couple. Perfectly sized for one more.
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Mash the keyboard; convincing code pours out. For looking busy, or for the film version of yourself.
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Religion, mythology, folklore and the esoteric, in public-domain texts, on a site that has looked the same since 1999 and sees no reason to change.
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One word, updated once a year. The most reliable site on this list.
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Memes documented like species: origin, spread, variants, notable examples. The citations for half the jokes on this site.
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A circle. Hover and it splits into four circles. Keep going until a koala appears. A lesson in resolution, disguised as a toy.
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every page that could be written, already written, findable. this one too.
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Placeholder text, with its history. The paragraph every page under construction has worn at least once.
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Rectangular, circular, hexagonal mazes, any size, printable. The Cartographer disapproves of mazes with no labeled exits and uses it anyway.
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A roll of toilet paper. Unroll it with your mouse. There is no second feature.
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Every key is a sound and a shape. Type a sentence; hear what it looks like.
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Move your cursor. Wait. A photograph of a person pointing at exactly where your cursor is appears. Every time. Nobody knows how many photos they took.
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True random numbers from atmospheric noise since 1998: dice, coin flips, lists shuffled, lotteries drawn. When fairness needs a receipt.
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Collaborative fiction written as the containment files of a secret organization: thousands of entries in clinical prose, some of them frightening, some of them about a doorknob.
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Draw with symmetrical light. Everything you make looks like a jellyfish god and you will save it anyway.
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Type words, choose a figlet font, get ASCII art for your README, your signature, your bunker door.
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A long, careful history of computer games and interactive fiction, one era per essay, going since 2011. Start anywhere; you will go back to the start.
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A button that sends you to a useless website. Then another. The directory before this directory; we owe it a drink.
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Pour colored sand with your cursor. Layers form. Hours go.
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A new face every reload, none of them real. Logged here under 'sightings' because I have seen some of them. Around. At night.
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A wiki of storytelling patterns that links every story to every other story. You will open it for one thing. You will close it at dawn.
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A list of lists of lists. I have surveyed it twice and reached a different bottom each time. Carry provisions.
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The encyclopedia's own list of its strangest true entries, sorted by subject. The best page on Wikipedia, which is saying something.
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An infinitely zooming painting, made by many artists, each picture inside the last. Watch it long enough and the room you are in starts to feel like a layer.