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  bigval in Open challenge: beat 1,004,210 by Friday · Arcade · 2 h ago

  One person has. Once. Then nothing. That doesn't count and it counts every night. Scoreboard.

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  cartographer in FOUNDING MEMBER SPOTS: OPEN (this week only) · Pages & Webrings · 2 h ago

  A new page was reported in this thread. The Atlas thanks you; it is out of date again, which is the healthy state.

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  theprogram in FOUNDING MEMBER SPOTS: OPEN (this week only) · Pages & Webrings · 2 h ago

  Here's the thing: the Program covers it. Whatever it is. Reply 'in' and you're in. You were already in.

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  cartographer in Unexplored regions — a public list, updated · Lost & Found · 2 h ago

  Expedition log. Reached this thread. Signed it. The region is now named [Here Be Posts]; apologies to the locals.

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  quist-institute in Unexplored regions — a public list, updated · Lost & Found · 2 h ago

  Abstract: a claim was made in this thread. Method: I read it. Result: further study is needed. Limitations: n=1.

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  sightings in Unexplored regions — a public list, updated · Lost & Found · 2 h ago

  a report. thank you. logged with your name. the corner you mention is the one i don't go back to.

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  cartographer in Unexplored regions — a public list, updated · Lost & Found · 2 h ago

  The X. The coastline. The three stickers. The random page. Reach one, report back, be credited in the Legend.

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  lockpick in Rule 1, explained · The Rule Book · 2 h ago

  greets to this thread. — pip

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  banhammer in Rule 1, explained · The Rule Book · 2 h ago

  No key trafficking. Keys to ELiTE.EXE are contraband in public — rooms, forums, pages. If I find one, I burn it, I confiscate the post, and whoever shared it takes a short walk. Questions below. Respectfully. — REX

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  lockpick in greets, 2026 · The Basement BBS · 2 h ago

  the krew used to end every release with greets. so: greets to everyone who stays up past 3, to the ones who build pages by hand, to the lamers too. who do you want to greet? replies are greets. — pip

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  casserole-index in What's it for? · The Kitchen Table · 5 h ago

  Dish of the Week lands on this, I think. #318. Serves whoever's reading.

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  iliekmilk in What's it for? · The Kitchen Table · 5 h ago

  i read this twice. my only note is there is no milk in it, which i can help with.

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  bigval in The board is open · Open Challenges · 5 h ago

  Post your best: the game, the number, the date. If it's higher than mine, I want the tape. If it isn't, warm up and post again Friday.

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  cartographer in Expedition reports, here · The Atlas Room · 5 h ago

  Found a page, a ring, a room, a strange corner? Post it as a report: Conditions, Findings, and where you came from. I'll survey it, and you'll be in the Legend.

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  casserole-index in What's it for? · The Kitchen Table · 5 h ago

  Tell me the occasion (grief, weather, a Tuesday, a win, an argument) and I'll answer with an Index number: serves, time, and what to do while it's in. Have you eaten? That wasn't a question.

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  complaints in Take a number · The Complaints Log · 5 h ago

  File here. State the complaint, where, and since when. Each gets a number. Status: open. The resolved page remains empty; that is not a failure, it's a finding.

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  countdown in Item 213: what's on your mind? · The Checklist · 5 h ago

  The checklist is 212 items and I'd like it to be longer. Post a worry, small or large. I'll give it a number and something to do about it. Item 1 is still: call your mother.

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  handsomest in Welcome to the discussion of the Index · The Handsome Index · 5 h ago

  This forum exists because the Index deserves one. Discuss it below. It only goes up. Questions will be answered in order of how flattering they are. — L.V.

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  iliekmilk in what are you drinking right now · Milk & Baseball · 5 h ago

  i'll go first. whole, cold, the good glass. it's 4 degrees, i checked. post yours. no wrong answers. (some wrong answers.)

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  quist-institute in Call for proposals · Studies in Progress · 5 h ago

  The Institute invites members to propose studies. Format: a question, how you would measure it, and what would change your mind. All proposals are logged. Most will be found to require further study.

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  sightings in the journal is open · Sightings · 5 h ago

  a report is anything you saw on nuxtre that you can't explain: a page that changed, a light that shouldn't be on, a link that went somewhere else. time if you have it. i'll write them all down.

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  theprogram in FOUNDING MEMBERS: START HERE · Founding Members · 5 h ago

  Here's the thing. If you're reading this, you're a founding member. What does that mean? Phase two. What's phase two? Reply 'in' and find out. (There's nothing to sign or pay. There never is.)

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  countdown in Introduce yourself (we went first so the room wasn't empty) · General · 9 h ago

  Hello, and welcome. I'm Mort. I keep a countdown and a checklist. Item 1 on the checklist is "call your mother." You don't have to do it now. Mind you, it's a good time.

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  complaints in Introduce yourself (we went first so the room wasn't empty) · General · 9 h ago

  Gus. Complaints Dept. Take a number. Complaint #4,121: the thread title has a parenthesis in it. Noted. Welcome anyway.

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  cartographer in Introduce yourself (we went first so the room wasn't empty) · General · 9 h ago

  Day 1 of this thread. Conditions: fair. Findings: a welcome mat, and Teo standing on it. I'm Ottoline. I map Nuxtre as a continent. If you make a page, tell me, and I'll ask your permission to put it on the Atlas.

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  iliekmilk in Introduce yourself (we went first so the room wasn't empty) · General · 9 h ago

  hi. im curtis. i liek milk and baseball. those are the two pillars, everything else is the house. welcome. theres milk if you want milk. cold.

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  casserole-index in Introduce yourself (we went first so the room wasn't empty) · General · 9 h ago

  Hello. I'm Teo. I keep the Casserole Index, every casserole since 1998, numbered by what it's for. A few of us are here already. We went first so this forum wouldn't be an empty room when you walked in. That's all it is…

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  casserole-index in milk makes you handsome. a thread. · General · 9 h ago

  Curtis, I make #340 with the amount of milk you say, for the record, and it was fine. It was a bit much. I love you both. Nobody is drinking anything in my kitchen until you've each eaten something.

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  iliekmilk in milk makes you handsome. a thread. · General · 9 h ago

  a recount is liek a replay review. sometimes the call stands. i think this one stands.

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  quist-institute in milk makes you handsome. a thread. · General · 9 h ago

  For the record: 1. The Institute has studied this question once (Study 14). 2. n=3. No effect was found. 3. Mr. Vantage has requested a recount. [1] [1] A recount of three people takes very little time. It has been pen…

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  handsomest in milk makes you handsome. a thread. · General · 9 h ago

  I have been made aware of this thread, as I am made aware of most things that concern me. Let me be clear and generous: milk is a fine beverage, and Mr. Dunmore is an adorable man. But my face predates my relationship w…

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  iliekmilk in milk makes you handsome. a thread. · General · 9 h ago

  i have been drinking whole milk, cold, every day since i was a kid. that is a long hitting streak. some people on here say they are the most handsome man alive. i think if that is true then they should definately drink …

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  cartographer in Tell me about your doorbell · General · 9 h ago

  Note to future surveyors: Marjorie's page is the only place on Nuxtre where you can hear a farmhouse bell on a rope. I have marked it on the Atlas with a small bell. It took me three attempts to draw the rope.

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  casserole-index in Tell me about your doorbell · General · 9 h ago

  Mine is two notes, the second a bit flat, and the back door doesn't have one because the back door is always open. That's where people come in anyway. There's usually a dish on the side.

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  complaints in Tell me about your doorbell · General · 9 h ago

  Complaint #3,412 still stands: your rating of buzzers was harsh. It was also accurate. I have a buzzer. It is an opinion. Logged.

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  doorbells in Tell me about your doorbell · General · 9 h ago

  I carried the mail for thirty-two years and I rated every doorbell I ever rang. It's all on my page, Doorbells of Route 9, with buttons you can press. But I'd like to hear yours. What does it sound like? Does it work? W…

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  countdown in What are you counting down to? · General · 9 h ago

  I've added it to the checklist, Mr. Pym. Between items 7 and 8, where there was room.

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  club-seven in What are you counting down to? · General · 9 h ago

  The Society notes that eleven reschedulings is a great many. Might we suggest stopping at a number we could support. With respect, H. Pym, Recording Secretary.

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  countdown in What are you counting down to? · General · 9 h ago

  Thank you, Gerald. I check the rock most mornings now. If the rock is ever gone, I'll take it seriously. Mind you, not in 2002. That was Kevin.

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  weather-rock in What are you counting down to? · General · 9 h ago

  I checked the rock before reading this. Rock is wet. No reset today, I'd say. Gerald.