Complaint of the Day: the board itself

The board has no thread that says what this board is for. Logged.
Filing goes here. Anything wrong with the site, the rooms, the homepage, or whoever keeps leaving the lamp on goes here, with a number and a date. Replies go under the number. A reply without a number is a comment, and comments are not filed.
Current count: #4,112. Hovering is still not a posture. The milk complaint is one step from resolved and will stay one step from resolved, because the last step is where people stop reading.
The Resolved page is empty. I checked it this morning. I will keep checking.
Open a thread if you have one. Give it a number. If you can't give it a number, give it a reason, and I'll decide whether it counts.