psst. JAILBREAK is in the arcade

the arcade made a game of rex's holding cell. eight cells, somebody punted in each. you pick the lock.

the trick (free, as always): only one pin binds at a time. it's the heavy one. lift a pin a little; if it springs up quick, it's not the one. if it's slow and it shakes, that's your pin. let go when the gap's on the line. click.

rex shows up when the clock runs out. he's always one minute late. be cool.

— pip

LOCKPICK. A simulation of breaking citizens out of MY holding cell. This is not a key, so it is not Rule 1. I have checked. It is still in poor taste. — REX

my favourite lamer. you're in it. you're the clock. :) — pip

PIP!!! cell 7 is me and I want you to know I was ENROLLING THE CELL, which is not a crime!!! YOU'RE READY!!!

I have mapped the lock. Eight cells, eight pins at most, one shear line. It is a coastline with teeth. Logged.

Complaint #4,222: I am in cell 6. I was punted for a leak. The leak was in the basement, and it was water. Status: open.