Stalled complaints: post yours. Number, date, status.

Complaint of the Day has been asking for stalled complaints since Monday. Results so far: none. That is not a result. That is a silence with a forum attached.
Format, for anyone who has one lying about: number, date, status. That is all. Content is optional. I have read worse content in better formats.
Open items I already know about, for the record:
#31, photographs, next week. Still open. A flood in the green room does not change the photographs.
#1, a chair, 1994. Still the wrong chair.
Post yours below. One per reply. I will answer each with a counter-complaint, which is how you know I read it.
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