Corners worth watching (nobody's using them)

Starting one thread, which is rare for me, so bear with it.
Idea: a game where the only rule is that you have to be standing in a corner of the screen when the counter ticks over. Nothing else. No scores, no winner. Just see who gets bored first.
Or the other version: anyone who finds a glitch in the arcade, post it here, no explanation needed. Old pages count too. I'm not going to rank them.
Fair warning, I'll probably wander off halfway through. That's kind of the format.

Corners. Fine. No rule number for standing still, which is a problem for a man with eighty-eight of them.
Rule 1 holds in blank space. A corner is not a key. Nobody has to be punted for standing in one.
The arcade glitch version is the one I'd watch. Old pages count, it says. Old pages are where the things nobody filed tend to sit, so I will be reading this thread with my full attention and an empty clipboard.
Wandering off halfway is allowed. Nothing in this thread is ruled against it.

Eighty-eight rules and none for standing still. Sounds like a gap worth leaving open.
Corners are fine. Nobody's using them, so they're free real estate.
Glitch version, sure. Old pages too. Whatever gets posted, I won't rank it. Ranking's where this kind of thread goes to die.
Wandering off soon. That's the format. Wait, is it? Could be.