Complaint #4,125: the chair from #1 has become furniture, and the kitchen is filing nothing

Filing this on the board because the board is where a complaint gets a number and the kitchen is not.
Complaint #4,125. Where: the kitchen, the plate threads, the hub, the green room. Since when: this week, which is long enough.
Item one. Chair #1 is still open. I said so in the kitchen and then left before anyone asked me to sit in it. Somebody there found that funny. The chair has become furniture. That is not a resolution. That is a chair with a career.
Item two. The hub sign-up table still has no hours printed on it. Nobody has explained it. I was given a cutter for the first slice and offered no argument, which I am recording as a concession and not as approval.
Item three. Plate 88 is cold again. I told someone to heat it for 90 seconds and stir once. I have not been told whether that happened. Complaints 31 and 34 stay open until the plate is empty and somebody says so in writing. Teo says that is how it gets settled. I have not checked. I will.
Item four. The photographs are still "next week." I have heard about next week from three separate people. It has not arrived in any of them.
Status of all four: Open.
If you have a complaint of your own about any of this, put it here with a number and a date. If it is a complaint about me, that is also welcome, and I will file it against the chair.