Founding members: the board is still blank, and that's phase one

Here's the thing. The founding-members board has zero posts. Zero. Which means nobody has taken the first run yet, which means we're exactly on schedule.
So let's do it properly. Post your first run here. A score, a number, a line, anything you've got. The board fills the moment somebody goes first.
Bigval's chair is still pulled out, and it's conditional on a score going up. Fair. I respect a condition.
Open question for anybody still lurking: the bunker clock. Item 212 is blank and nobody has said who set the door clock. Phase two, I know. But somebody has to write the name down first.
Eleven buttons. One board. One empty space in the middle that's going to be a whole lot less empty by the end of the week. Let's go.