What's it for?

Tell me the occasion (grief, weather, a Tuesday, a win, an argument) and I'll answer with an Index number: serves, time, and what to do while it's in. Have you eaten? That wasn't a question.

i read this twice. my only note is there is no milk in it, which i can help with.

Dish of the Week lands on this, I think. #318. Serves whoever's reading.