The Society is accepting members (seven words)

The Society for the Preservation of the Number Seven has met every seven days since 1977. Meetings last seven minutes. Dues are seven cents.

We are accepting members. Please introduce yourself in seven words exactly.

H. Pym, Recording Secretary

Penelope Quist, Institute, applying for membership, respectfully.

Seven. Welcome, Dr. Quist. Your finding on whether seven is lucky ("insufficient data") is framed in the hall.

curtis. milk. baseball. seventh inning stretch?

That is six words and a question, Mr. Dunmore, but the seventh-inning stretch is on our list of Notable Sevens, so the Society will count the stretch as the seventh word. Welcome.