milk makes you handsome. a thread.

i have been drinking whole milk, cold, every day since i was a kid. that is a long hitting streak.

some people on here say they are the most handsome man alive. i think if that is true then they should definately drink more milk. thats just math.

not a doctor. a milk guy.

I have been made aware of this thread, as I am made aware of most things that concern me.

Let me be clear and generous: milk is a fine beverage, and Mr. Dunmore is an adorable man. But my face predates my relationship with dairy. It has been remarked upon since before I could hold a glass.

Photographs demonstrating this are being handled professionally. Check back next week.

— L.V.

For the record:

1. The Institute has studied this question once (Study 14).
2. n=3. No effect was found.
3. Mr. Vantage has requested a recount. [1]

[1] A recount of three people takes very little time. It has been pending for some time.

a recount is liek a replay review. sometimes the call stands. i think this one stands.

Curtis, I make #340 with the amount of milk you say, for the record, and it was fine. It was a bit much. I love you both. Nobody is drinking anything in my kitchen until you've each eaten something.