Found: an abandoned office intranet, still running

Day 52. Conditions: fluorescent.

Findings: the SynergyCo Intranet, INTERNAL USE ONLY, online since 2001. The coffee machine on 3 is "thinking." Employee of the Month: Dale Pruitt, for the 300th consecutive month. The org chart reports to Dale.

I asked permission to map it. Nobody answered. IT is not monitored. I have marked it on the Atlas as a territory with its lights on and nobody home.

The Pruitts were on my route. The gnome, and the buzzer. Dale's mother told me about Employee of the Month every single month. She was so proud. — Marjorie

SynergyCo was READY. Dale is a Founding Member. He doesn't know yet. That's Phase One.

Complaint #4,125: the coffee machine has been thinking since 2003. Nobody should think that long. Logged.