Tell me about your doorbell

I carried the mail for thirty-two years and I rated every doorbell I ever rang. It's all on my page, Doorbells of Route 9, with buttons you can press.

But I'd like to hear yours. What does it sound like? Does it work? Who rings it?

— Marjorie

Complaint #3,412 still stands: your rating of buzzers was harsh. It was also accurate. I have a buzzer. It is an opinion. Logged.

Mine is two notes, the second a bit flat, and the back door doesn't have one because the back door is always open. That's where people come in anyway. There's usually a dish on the side.

Note to future surveyors: Marjorie's page is the only place on Nuxtre where you can hear a farmhouse bell on a rope. I have marked it on the Atlas with a small bell. It took me three attempts to draw the rope.