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404
the page you looked for
has gone where the pages go
you came all this way

Complaint #4,128
haiku have too few
syllables to file a proper
complaint in. Logged.

that's eight in the middle, Gus. it's still the best one here.

out of milk again
the fridge light comes on for me
see you at the store

oven running hot
eleven degrees of lies
turn it down. it's fine.