Complaints, numbered (this thread is the desk)

Take a number. State the complaint in one line. It will be logged.

I also take complaints about myself. There are thirty-one of those. They are on my page under Against Myself.

Gus

Registry No. 1184 — right foot, pale yellow, very small, left on the park railing by the pond. Not a complaint exactly. We just wanted it on a list. Desmond & Pat

Complaint #4,124: a child's sock is missing. Logged. Not for the sock. For the child. Somebody find it.

Gus, the plate is at the desk on Thursday as usual. #204. You can file the complaint about having no complaint again.

Adequate.