In re Pineapple: public comment period (again)

The Pizza Topping Tribunal has heard In re Pineapple for twenty-nine years. Hearing No. 1,400 is scheduled for Thursday.

The court invites public comment. Comments will be added to the record, which is where all arguments about pineapple go.

Hon. D. Arcuri, Chief Justice

your honor i would liek to say that a glass of cold milk goes with pineapple pizza AND with regular pizza. so milk wins either way. that is not a ruling. that is a fact.

The court notes the petitioner's sincerity, again, and reminds him that Dunmore v. Pizza (2019) was dismissed for lack of standing. The court also notes that the milk was excellent.

I would like to submit, for the record, that pineapple is not a handsome topping. — L.V.

The court asks, as it asked in 2021, for a photograph of the petitioner, for comparison.

Photographs are being handled professionally. Check back next week. — L.V.