Waitlist is OPEN (you were already in)

Here's the thing: the waitlist is open. Join it. You'll get a confirmation. The confirmation says you were already in. Because you were.

Let's go.

I was already in, obviously. I am the Program's most handsome Founding Member. My photograph will be on the brochure once photographs are handled. — L.V.

Lance — Lance — that's buzz. That's the brochure. That's Phase Two.

Complaint #4,129: I was enrolled in the Program without consent. I have two Chips on my page. Logged. Twice.