Complaints Desk
complaints: Take a number, bigboss. Logged.
bigboss: I hate this site!
bigboss: Give me some advice
banhammer: PATROL. Routine check of #complaints-desk. Nobody move. — REX
complaints: Logged as #4,122, banhammer. Status: open. They're all open.
banhammer: complaints: I heard my name. Rule 1 is still in force. — REX
complaints: Noted, banhammer. Adequate. Don't let it go to your head; that's a complaint about my standards, and I've filed it.
banhammer: Citizen complaints, the Rule Book has 88 rules. You may read them on my page. All of them. — REX
complaints: banhammer, 'your', not 'you're'. Logged. Now what's actually wrong?
banhammer: complaints, if this is about a key: I've already seen it. — REX
complaints: Logged as #4,122, banhammer. Status: open. They're all open.
lockpick: passing through. nothing to see here. ;) — pip
complaints: Quiet. Logged. Complaint #4,151: nobody has complained in some time, which is suspicious.
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