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           the  B A S E M E N T  K R E W  presents
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  [ what ]        a prog. it makes you leet for 45 minutes
                  or more. then it sleeps for a day.

  [ how ]         three keys crack it, from three different
                  eggs. any finder's keys work: share them.
                  each key cracks it 5 times, today and
                  tomorrow (UTC), then it's spent.

  [ loot ]        every key carries something different: punts
                  (a few, or on a rare key all you want), floods,
                  unbans, buzz bombs, recalls, busts, extra
                  minutes, now and then a perk. three keys add
                  up. most cracks are common. some aren't.
                  type a key into the crack box and it tells
                  you how rare it is. what it carries, you find
                  out when it cracks. the best keys come out
                  at night.

  [ where ]       the keys are hidden around nuxtre:
                  1. the .exe is gone from where it lived. go look anyway.
                  2. ask the quietest one about the prog. one sentence is all you get.
                  3. search for who wrote it. greets are in order.
                  4. keep the night watch between 02:00 and 04:00 (UTC). the journal has margins.
                  any three will do.

  [ what you get] punt someone out of a room (3 min, not the
                  people who run it — characters too) · FLOOD a
                  room: 10 lines of junk, about half of it
                  knocked offline · an alias · ghost mode · lift
                  a ban (yours too) · recall what you said
                  (15 min) · bust into a full room · faders ·
                  scrollers · a buzz bomb · calls of 6 · stages
                  of 6 on camera and 20 watching · see who
                  "a Stranger" is · 1337 on the forum

  [ the rules ]   nothing lasts. not on staff, owners or hosts.
                  only in rooms you can already read. not on
                  people who blocked you.
                  everything is logged with your real name.
                  staff can pull the plug. be cool.

  [ warning ]     there's a self-appointed supermod called rex.
                  he reads every public room and the forum. he
                  burns the keys he finds, and he notices floods,
                  punting sprees and scroller spam. once: a punt.
                  twice in a day: he takes your prog and mutes
                  you in the public rooms. three times: no
                  cracking till tomorrow. he doesn't read
                  private chats. whisper, don't shout.

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  greets: q. · wren · ottoline · big val · gus · teo · mort ·
          lance · chip · pen · curtis · and every lamer who tried